Autosurf Dummy

Hello to all 17414 members of The Matrix Daily and welcome to the 12th
TMD newsletter since December 2005!

Contents:

1.) Prologue
2.) Good News
3.) Bad News
4.) Good News
5.) News
6.) Closing of the Books for Phase 1 & 2

1.) "Blow the trumpet in Zion, sanctify a fast, call a solemn
assembly."

Bad news travel fast - as it's likely you have already read something
bad about TMD situation let us start the assembly with something more
uplifting!

The Matrix Daily has come to the end of its autosurf era. Autosurfing
as such is not real business for ANY company, it's a cover-up make
believe arrangement to make a shady venture look legal. In all the hundreds
if not thousands of cases that we know of, autosurfing is the mask for
running a ponzi scheme where the advertising has a negligible effect
for both the advertisers and the owners of the scheme. Many of you
already knew that but it never hurts to remind of the important points
again!

For TMD, autosurf was the buzzword to be used to bring its actual
business model into the scene. The actual business model, of course, is the
gambling game of wits and guts, where you choose one of the two pill
colors to win back 125% to 375% your bet or lose most or all of it. The
autosurfing part was the delivery method for this model and let us
confess, it worked more efficiently than any marketing channel we can
imagine of.

2.) Are you getting afraid yet of the gloomy prologue, the sinister
painting of words that precede the ultimately gory yet discretely masked
attempt to reveal the imminent fallout of your favourite ponzi? Oh, but
there is no need. TMD is not going to fall or disappear. It is going to
change, and change for the better (yeah sure).

What could be better than a solidly paying program for 220 days, during
170 of which nobody lost a cent but hundreds of members multiplied
their money up to 10x their original stake?

The answer is simple if you just compare the modern day to TMD's prior
way of operation, and to any autosurf or high-yield program;

Earlier we paid you 125% to 375% your money in 25 days. From now on we
will pay you 125% to 375% your money, in e-gold cash, in 1 day.

Earlier we required you to "surf" one site per day for each of the 25
days that you wanted to earn from. From now on we require nothing,
except for your monetary stake for the pill you purchase.

Earlier we built the expansion of TMD into an uncertain model of future
liabilities, possibly requiring adjustments in accounts. From now on
there are no future liabilities and no cash to lose - all profits can be
liquidated at the end of the day meaning up to 375% your e-gold back
anywhere from 1 minute to 24 hours depending on the time you purchase
your pill.

Earlier we enforced cashout and upgrade restrictions. From now on, you
have constant full access to your cash balance with instant e-gold
cashouts and debit card funding facilities.

You see the benefits? Good. But they do not come without sacrifices of
the old, unsustainable "lifestyle" of TMD.

3.) "The redeemer shall come to Zion, and unto them that turn from
transgression."

The Final Step away from the imprisoning autosurfing future liability
scheme has now been taken. The Battle for Zion has been triggered and
only the strongest will remain. All upgrades have been voided (expired)
as per our terms and all cash balances will be adjusted towards zero.

Very hard to grasp perhaps, but if you wish to maintain hope please
read forwards. It is not all as hopeless as with EVERY other autosurf
program that eventually meets its maker. For The Matrix Daily is here to
make the difference.

There is a 10-day idle period now for TMD, to count off the summer
surfing holiday and allow enough time for everyone who is taking advantage
of it to enjoy themselves and.. what? Perhaps contemplate their sins
(grin)?

4.) Whose cash balances do we adjust? The latecomers many of whom are
gullible, or the long-time supporters of the program who were wise
enough to enter early and have profited most for their cleverness?

We leave the decision for each and every member. From now onwards, you
can only access your cash balance through the "Battle for Zion" part of
the site where you are REQUIRED to make a choice from ten different
pills. If you choose right, your cash balance will likely not be touched
and you will be able to cash it all out. If you choose wrong, it is
likely that all your cash will be gone as your pill return percentage will
be 0%.

Naturally, and as per the original operating mode of TMD, the less
people choose a certain pill color the more it will pay. That is your
advice now and the Battle for Zion is indeed a game of luck, however if you
are witty and knowledgeable about the human psyche you will stand much
better chances to choose the right pill. Just choose the one that the
least amount of people will choose and you will win.

If you do not choose at all you will lose all your cash. Such is life;
"a bad decision is better than no decision at all" -because with any
decision you at least stand the chance to win and with no decision you
will for sure lose all your money within TMD database.

5.) As we observe how this final phase shift progresses, The Matrix
Daily will be looking at implementing various ingenious income models for
its members. Debit cards, affiliate gaming solutions with instant
payments, instant 10% referral fees to mention a few.

This account adjustment is the second one in 7.5 months of The Matrix
Daily's past life, and definitely the last one in the possibly 5 to 10
years of TMD's future life. Why is the future so rosy? Because TMD will
never have any more longterm liabilities and even when the majority of
its 17414 existing members turn against and leave, it will still have
thousands of supporters ready to play and promote the game.

The debit cards from the July contest are ready for shipment and we ask
all of the 10 winners to submit their address details through the
contact page if you have not already done so. The winners can be reviewed
from a link to the card contest in the news page.

6.) Closing of the Books for the autosurf expansion phase

Operating days: 220
Deposits taken in: $199749.71 (10493 payments)
Cashouts paid out: -$201321.51 (6551 payments)
E-gold receival fees: -$2175.05
Instant referral payments: -$2994.16
DDOS Protection: -$4000.00
Hosting fees: -$2782.00
Aggregate realized loss: $-13523.01
Advertising costs: approx -$1500
Manhours put in without compensation: 700 to 1000

Very intriguing, at least for those who can make use of that. No
further comments necessary, except for one: You can rest in comfort that it
is not our intention to practise charity in the endgame. That, on the
other hand means that we will do our best to make the proper game succeed
as well as possible, to bring us back what we have lost during the past
7.5 months.

And hey, did you know that the best way to profit is NOT to upset your
clients for the quick buck but to make them HAPPY and content in the
long term? Well we indeed did, but this experiment was a good reminder ;)

Happy Summer Holidays to all! And even if it's hot around try to behave
:p

Kind regards,
Morpheus
The Matrix Daily

In true Matrix Fashion, the plot is never easy for mere mortals to understand and similar to Part II and III of the Matrix trilogy (which totally eludes Autosurf Dummy), the storyline for the third and final phase here is also getting complex.

Anway, to cut a long story short, the autosurfing business is done for the Matrix Daily. All upgrades expire on July 12th. Members will choose from 10 pills and one will win access to cash balance on July 22nd. From July 23rd onwards, it will pay you 125% to 375% in ONE DAY (1 minute to 24 hours depending on the time of purchase).

This letter has confirmed Autosurf Dummy's belief that autosurfs are really a waste of everybody's time and money and the real people who benefitted are eventually the scammers. Few, very few of the programs are honest and even if they are, they cannot avoid the fate of shutting down once the program grows too big.

Autosurf Dummy will not be taking part in this final phase but still it has been a nice 220 autosurfing days from the Matrix Daily.